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Mobiius's House Of Erotic Pleasures!You name her, i've done her!
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17 juin Conjugating Verbs In The Past Improbable Never Sense.Well its time for another quick forray into my mind. Looking back at the past week I realise how shite my job is. But at the same time oranges are just fucking freaky! I mean look at that skin! Tasty, but freaky! Just like Angelina Jolie.
Anyway, I felt i'd talk to you this fine afternoon about my up coming holiday. Yes, it seems like I have been blessed with the opportunity to travel to the far corners of the world. Well Turkey anyway. Lets hope that the ninjas from Durkadurkastan keep the fuck out of my way cos when i'm set off, I explode like a mother fuckin firework! BoomFlickyPopWow! BOSH! Well, back to what seems like reality, it's been 23 hours since my last beer and i'm friggin gaspin! NEED FROSTYNESS!!!!
So it's finaly the time when I need to go feed the maggots or somthing. Just remember, always wlk on the east wall because the path to ever after is beset with fucked up charve motherfuckin crack heads!
Bye bye my children! 14 juin All about the money.Well it's time that I added a random comment to this page! Anyway I just thought I'd talk about laundry detergent. I mean, Jesus, why can't dogs fly?! But even worse than those non flying dog creatures, BAM! You get hit in the nose by one of those flying monkeys from wizard of oz! Flying fucking monkey's! Who the fuck crack head came up with that on an LSD trip!? And they say TV is too bad now. (Well big brother certainly is a piece of shit!) Well I think I have time for just a few more words of wisdom before the fluid finally drains from my rapidly cooling body. So here we go: Apple, Chain, Carlsberg (mmmmmmmm), googleplex, dirty stinkin manc bastards, LIVERPOOL! and as the world stars to dim, one final message; God damnit hairy assed muther fucking twat bastard cock end cheese licking minge faced hermaphrodite! Why didn't you call me back after last night!
Cheerio! X |
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